One of my fingers is turning yellow. Does anyone know what that means? by Sarah Silverman (sarahksilverman) on Mobypicture

posted by dragonballzmerch 3 Jun 2016 14:04

To many carrots or paprika

posted by Buzzsaw 13 Nov 2011 17:59

No cure.

posted by Buzzsaw 13 Nov 2011 17:59

Sleep-Digging.

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 7 Nov 2011 08:27

Sarah Silverman not to freak you out,, sit down first,, are you sitting yet,,ok,, in some cases can be cancer of the liver,, but, if just you hand I woundn''t worry,, still sitting,,? ok,, most like some to do with beta caroteen, (typeo) the main vitamin, in carrots, cantolope,, etc, that some time causes the pigement to change color,,

posted by United States 4 Nov 2010 13:55

You chinese, you play joke, you put pee pee in my coke.

posted by smithtb80@gmail.com 25 Oct 2010 08:59

Sarah Silverman Oh no! My penis has that same rash! So it WAS you in my room the other week!

posted by smithtb80@gmail.com 25 Oct 2010 08:58

Sarah Silverman Oh no! My penis has that same rash! So it WAS you in my room the other week!

posted by Mr. B 22 Sep 2010 21:08

you're suppose to wash it afterward . . . or maybe too many carrots.

posted by Michael Pasternack 22 Sep 2010 06:58

Sarah Silverman - Stop eating Cheetos.

posted by Real Creature 21 Sep 2010 13:24

Sarah Silverman all your fingers look yellow in that photo. Post a photo of your entire naked body so we can compare your various colors and...use a vibrator or me from now on.

posted by daryl mcelveen 19 Sep 2010 03:44

Sarah Silverman it means you got high and are syaring at your finger too long.... And you're hot

posted by Hoof Arted 17 Sep 2010 07:14

either from smoking cigs or liver/gall bladder problems.

posted by Lyle Gerber 16 Sep 2010 20:02

Sarah Silverman stand up when you pee

posted by Lyle Gerber 16 Sep 2010 19:57

stand up when you pee it will keep your hands away from the wet zone

posted by Jay V 16 Sep 2010 13:22

Sarah Silverman Maybe you're just turning Japanese. I think you're turning Japanese. I really think so. Sorry I'm late to the party.

posted by Thomas Burghaze 15 Sep 2010 00:15

YOUR GAY

posted by Priscilla Borden 14 Sep 2010 06:44

it looks like you have poor circulation. Start taking 200% (give or take) of Vitamin B complex everyday. Make sure you don't have citrus or other highly acidic foods when taking the Vit. B. Also, reduce the use of tobacco and MJ. Both (especally cig.) inhibit circulation by constricting vessles. Exercise also helps circulation, so do more cardio, not just yoga ect. best wishes. Cilla

posted by Mateus Gonçalves 14 Sep 2010 05:26

Sarah Silverman this is the raynaud disease. as u can see here -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raynaud's_disease

posted by Zack 14 Sep 2010 05:15

It means you've fucked too many people in order to get work.

posted by Cyrus Ramsey 13 Sep 2010 20:38

Sarah Silverman it may signify the presence of a jaundiced pointing the finger habit

posted by TJ Searl 13 Sep 2010 18:49

Sarah Silverman Personally I like the "jew gold" comment. There's simply not enough racist, insensitive comedy in the world. I think Mel Gibson may really have a new career path.

posted by Thomas Burghaze 13 Sep 2010 18:10

Your sticking your finger up your ass again? I thought we were past this.

posted by ronnie triglia 13 Sep 2010 17:58

Sarah Silverman it's because your playing with your Jew gold to much. # joke

posted by Sarah Seeger 13 Sep 2010 17:06

Sarah Silverman poor circulation causes fingers to go yellow - or maybe you were playing in mustard?

posted by Ryan Miller 13 Sep 2010 15:56

Sarah Silverman If you quickly prune it back to the base, you may get 2 new ones next Spring. Or is that only for trees?

posted by Jen Ross 13 Sep 2010 14:52

A Matt Groening boning?

posted by Phil 13 Sep 2010 14:15

Sarah Silverman Six more weeks of Summer.

posted by jay 13 Sep 2010 14:07

It means you were eating cheetos.

posted by treebeard31 13 Sep 2010 10:59

Next time use Soap. Also get as close as possible to it.

posted by neil revell 13 Sep 2010 10:29

Sarah Silverman smoker?

posted by Cristine 13 Sep 2010 09:55

Sarah Silverman bad fake tan, too many carrots or eeek liver problems!

posted by Robert 13 Sep 2010 09:17

Sarah Silverman Stop fingering Big Bird!

posted by paul guzman 13 Sep 2010 09:13

man every one is fucking dr. oz- your finger is yellow, my dick is small. So what its called life!! deal with it.

posted by Brittani Arkin 13 Sep 2010 08:30

You might be turning into a Simpson.

posted by Nathan Clark 13 Sep 2010 08:18

Sarah Silverman looks like a case of using the flash in a well lit room to me... or it could be gonasyphaherpalaids

posted by Nathan Clark 13 Sep 2010 08:15

Sarah Silverman looks like a case of using the flash in a well lit room to me... or it could be gonasyphaherpalaids

posted by Jessica 13 Sep 2010 07:48

Sarah Silverman I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so...
Maybe?

posted by Brent DeBraga 13 Sep 2010 07:18

Sarah Silverman herpies

posted by Richard Reich 13 Sep 2010 07:09

Sarah Silverman I looked up your symptom and did find something potentially disturbing... areas of the extremities where the skin is lighter colored than normal and if especially accompanied by decreased sensation (numbness) and muscle weakness could point to leprosy... You didn't mention the other symptoms so you're probably okay at this point, ha. And if it's caught early enough the damage can usually be limited... so says the website. Good news! Leprosy Information on Healthline: http://bit.ly/ab8jqZ via @addthis

posted by ross 13 Sep 2010 06:55

Sarah Silverman Uh oh, That's what happened to Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby.

posted by David Potlack 13 Sep 2010 06:54

Sarah Silverman Use a different finger to pick your boogies. And stop eating them...

posted by Tawnia Ingram 13 Sep 2010 06:40

Sarah Silverman yeah, so lotsa good possible reasons here. some a bit more probable than others. Im thinkin prolly something like circulation or smoking, however if this isnt something that goes away within a few days or you start to feel numbness, pain, faintness or anything weird like that then see a doc. otherwise just watch which products you use : )

posted by Edward Bustillos 13 Sep 2010 06:30

any yellowness can be jaundice...ask you doctor about it

posted by Pooped Culture 13 Sep 2010 06:26

Sarah Silverman wait you mentioned you like to masturbate on 9/11. Check your oil's color. #dipstick

posted by Pooped Culture 13 Sep 2010 06:24

Sarah Silverman you're either a major pothead and you're smoking with the wrong fingers, or you're eating a lot of vegetables with high amounts of beta carotene. #hitmeupwithsomechron

posted by Ashley 13 Sep 2010 06:17

Sarah Silverman The yellow finger could mean a lot of things... some not so good. Are u having stomach pains?

posted by Eric Masters 13 Sep 2010 06:14

Sarah Silverman obvious prank; it's a finger double. Silverman's fingers are Sephardic, while these look Ashkenazi.

posted by gratefulvideo 13 Sep 2010 06:11

Sarah Silverman My roommate used to get this. He thought from smoking. You don't smoke?

posted by Richard Reich 13 Sep 2010 06:08

Sarah Silverman Looks more like the other fingers are reddish, vasodilation, maybe some antihistamine uinless it's from rubbing, ha.

posted by Raj 13 Sep 2010 06:06

Sarah Silverman could be coz you clean ur ass with ur finger, after you poop... just like the indians. Why not try toilet paper?

posted by Raj 13 Sep 2010 06:06

Sarah Silverman could be coz you clean ur ass with ur finger, after you poop... just like the indians. Why not try toilet paper?

posted by Wilson Scott 13 Sep 2010 05:58

Sarah Silverman It's Fall...

posted by Michael Sander 13 Sep 2010 05:57

Stop peeing on your finger.

posted by John J. Kelly 13 Sep 2010 05:53

Sarah Silverman wow. what cute fingers.

posted by John J. Kelly 13 Sep 2010 05:51

Sarah Silverman could be the dreaded teetsie fly disease of which there is no known cure.

posted by Tom Graney 13 Sep 2010 05:50

Sarah Silverman see a doctor... not for a date but your finger(s).

posted by Ray Brodie 13 Sep 2010 05:46

If ur gonorrhea is bad and u masterbate I hear that can happen!

posted by John J. Kelly 13 Sep 2010 05:46

Sarah Silverman could be the dreaded teetsie fly disease of which there is no known cure.

posted by DanMonaghan 13 Sep 2010 05:45

Sarah Silverman It means you need my Bonobo love.

posted by big bad cannibas 13 Sep 2010 05:44

Sarah Silverman my first guess would be cooties.

posted by John J. Kelly 13 Sep 2010 05:44

Sarah Silverman could be the dreaded teetsie fly disease of which there is no known cure.

posted by Peter Armstrong 13 Sep 2010 05:43

Sarah Silverman you can get that from carotene. Have you been masturbating with a carrot??

posted by Jim 13 Sep 2010 05:43

Sarah Silverman you've been finger banging big bird!!

posted by Neto Novoa 13 Sep 2010 05:42

Sarah Silverman liver problems. maybe even Hepatitis?

posted by andreasartell-king 13 Sep 2010 05:42

Sarah Silverman either one) you smoke, two) you have been around bleach or laundry detergent or a chemical that has had a reaction with your skin/finger , three) your iron/potassium/sugar/thyroid levels can be off and it is just starting to show there, or four) could be a circulation thing. =)

posted by jesus salinas 13 Sep 2010 05:41

Sarah Silverman you're turning into an asiain!

posted by Adam J. Giess 13 Sep 2010 05:41

Sarah Silverman I think I saw this on an episode of House. He lost his hand. Been to a cock fight lately? He caught it from a rooster.

posted by Trace M 13 Sep 2010 05:41

Sarah Silverman eating too many Cheetos?

posted by moron_tx 13 Sep 2010 05:41

Sarah Silverman it means it's afraid of your other fingers ....

posted by Dimitridon RAAAAH 13 Sep 2010 05:41

Sarah Silverman it means you have knuckle aids

posted by moron_tx 13 Sep 2010 05:40

Sarah Silverman it means it's afraid of your other fingers ....

posted by andreasartell-king 13 Sep 2010 05:40

Sarah Silverman either one) you smoke, two) you have been around bleach or laundry detergent or a chemical that has had a reaction with your skin/finger , three) your iron/potassium/sugar/thyroid levels can be off and it is just starting to show there, or four) could be a circulation thing. =)

posted by Danielle DiGiacomo 13 Sep 2010 05:40

Sarah Silverman For ur sake, I hope it means you urinate when u masturbate.

posted by Dimitridon RAAAAH 13 Sep 2010 05:39

Sarah Silverman it means you have knuckle aids

posted by greg grutzmacher 13 Sep 2010 05:39

Sarah Silverman use a roach clip?

posted by Alejandra 13 Sep 2010 05:39

Sarah Silverman that's liver problems, go check that out

posted by LaMott Jackson 13 Sep 2010 05:39

Sarah Silverman Something Jewy?. Just guessing.

posted by John Edwards 13 Sep 2010 05:39

Sarah Silverman you've been intimate with Marge Simpson?

posted by Kurt Woodward Reiner 13 Sep 2010 05:38

Does it smell different than the other ones?

posted by JohnQPubliq 13 Sep 2010 05:38

type 1 diabetes

posted by David Constantino 13 Sep 2010 05:38

Sarah Silverman you smoke too much with the same hand and finger?

posted by Eric.Anderson 13 Sep 2010 05:38

Sarah Silverman you're not popping vitamin C tablets like candy, are you?

posted by Matt Hall 13 Sep 2010 05:37

Sarah Silverman looks like you've been sticking your fingers where they don't belong...

posted by lucas gonzales 13 Sep 2010 05:37

Sarah Silverman too much papaya

posted by Charles Garrett 13 Sep 2010 05:36

Sarah Silverman Your finger has been drinking too much, that's what. I knew putting a bar in your vagina was a bad idea.

posted by Milly Castellon 13 Sep 2010 05:36

jaundice?

posted by lucas gonzales 13 Sep 2010 05:36

Sarah Silverman too much papaya