I think @orateduck is happy about going Glastonbury tomorrow
@barnett78 Try & spot me anyway I'm just heading out now
#MissionBudweiserWithoutBarnetAbuductionToTheCricksArms
Wagwan @Turnerandhooch de  weather be shit ere n Stoke mon.
Njoy ur last day in Jamaica check de cloud above ur house
@Turnerandhooch look what has been hung up for you by @orateduck for your return from Rasta land
#werejammin
@Stretford_Dogs Lisa Stansfield was one of my 1st pop star crushes when I was about 7
Brew with Eccles cake n biscuits for elevenses 
#FeelARateOadCunt
@Turnerandhooch Here's one with your name on it
Just been sent this - Love the latest banter from the Stoke players 
#pisser
#SCFC
#SorryIfOldNews
Manc is pretty sound today,
Can't imagine this sort of street party happening up Hanley without a riot kicking off
@NorthernQuarter food n beer festival up Manc
#Onit
I want this in my back garden
Don't they have a football shaped chocolate powder contraption rather than this
Bollocks @Turnerandhooch I didn't know Steven Seagal was on channel 5
Building the massive shed went well @Turnerandhooch manor
#NoteTheNotEvenHalfBuiltShedInBackground
@orateduck Thanks for my little surprise this morning duck when I opened my laptop
Just doing the golden mile & saw this fuckin monstrosity en route #CuntWatch
Just doing the golden mile & saw this fuckin monstrosity en route #CuntWatch
There's a just a guy drawing on the floor up Wammers? What the fucks going on ere? His hands were brown
Happy St George's Day
@Twiggo I brought out the good stuff, call it a superstition, so drank a bit of the Brown today...and we won
Happy 3rd Birthday to the best lad in the world #1ProudDad
#PartyTime
@Turnerandhooch If you pay me in Canti Red wine or original sailor jerries (old recipe) then I'll be ur fork lift man
#FarewellFriday Lets hope today is the last day of Kim Jon cunt chops
Ha ha, just realised that the little man has been sticking 'mike the knight' stickers on my books!
The only positives from MOTD was seeing @CopelandLeon going mental. We're deep in it now duck.

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