C'mon Money!
Good luck Berto!
Go home lady face!
x
©

#GabrielSolana
hey
ass - phase!

wen ure 
dun eating 
theze STATZ
best
microwave 
burrito ever!

C'MON
tardy bus!!

x

©

#GrindEen
often times I
(Sheenius-lee)
solve Global issues
in the epic 
presence of
Extra Galactic
solution mentors
©
#WeWin99
this just in;
a MaSheen-size
Thank You to
@TylerSkaggs37 !
I'm not quite as VIP
(Very Incredible Pitcher)
as you!
x
©
from Del Taco,
we closed
Texas clubhouse 
(DHoll, Neil, Amy
MtyMite JBan et al AwSum!)
then we closed DisLand!
©
#Win
wow

C Rose:
Fashion Maven

K Millar:
Um, 
did your mom
let you leave the house
dressed like that?
xox
©
#ShirtMinusR
the 
Gospel
according to
MaSheen...

Man,
do I 
love this country!
xox
© 

#BeKindRewind
I got so
damn tired of
people
peeing in my pool...

it's all about 
'solution' my friends...
©
#TorpedoAway
dear
Sheryl Crow,

it was a pleasure
having breakfast
with you this
morning!!

you're a gem...

xox
©
Yo!
@MLBNETWORK
& C Russo
WOW!
Honored 
Flattered 
and 
welcome back DHoll!
that Zig will
awe sum your Zag!
©
#EmEl3
a bewildered 
Lasorda and Sheen
stare on in semi-shock
as Caitlyn Jenner
perfectly belts out
the National Anthem
#GbA
Me and my
Robo-cat, Smythe
are not leaving
"Babe's"
(a very exclusive pub)

until the Reds win
again.
©
#ReBuild2016
I finally went 
next door to meet
my neighbor

still speaking with
Detectives as I write 
this

very bizarre Monday
©
I always knew there was
something 'odd'
about that 
darn cat.

Our showdown 
went bad....

©
#CatSkratchFeevur
Sabrina Whore-Gatelli
u r a heartless
baneful moldy spittoon.
you'll be trampled the
day your weapon fails
©
#GfYself
Amy,

thank u!

absolute courage.

truly moved me.

you have my support.

xox
©
#SchumerHero
Miller Park - a dream
we owned it 
back in '88
Hey Bob
you must be in
the front row
unless yur
"just a bit outside"
©
Trump
you're a sad &
silly homunculus
your words 
as poignant 
as a sack of cat farts
You're a shame pile of
idiocy
©
I just Quit
Twitter 

go fuk yur selves

#NueSheenBitches
Ribs
and
stuff
open letter to
the 
media:
Denise Richards
is a shake down 
piece of shit doosh phace
&
worst mom alive!
a despicable charlatan who
sux ISIs
ass!!!!
(and cock)
fuk it

I'm out
©

I have paid that 
Kla
Apocalypse 
RIGHT
now!
Kilgore
"This is the Romeo
   Fox-trot, shall we dance"

this "WILL" become
a case study
©
#Db
Brooke M is a 
sexy rok star whom
I adore

D Richards
a
heretic washed up
piglet 
Shame pile

Happy Father's Day!!!
©

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