Calamine older than you... 

I got some poison ivy around the ankles while running the Warrior Dash on Saturday. Last night I was looking for some Calamine lotion under the bathroom sink. I found this bottle, which expired in... get ready for this... January 1985. It's the same stuff my mom used on me when I was nine years old. I was so desperate I used it anyways (and it seems to be working fine).