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Ok it was just Fred's teambuilding idea. But Velmas in jumpsuits are now a thing.
When did Mystery Inc get uniforms with flares, cravats and colour-coded polonecks, even for the dog?
Look at the lyrics for 24 Minutes From Tulse Hill.
Look at Prince Charles on the cover though.
Scrit scrit. Scratch me. Emergency.
These cords are sewn on and don't go around the waistband. Are they just to make me look louche?
Nearly midnight at the oasis.
It's 2023 and environmental health in an Independent London shut down the last of the British 'heritage pubs'
My cunning plan. #BrExit, c'est #BrExit n'est-ce pas?
"Ms Madaz, I have a spare hour trapped all up in the parts. Help me release it."
I've got at least two and a half litres of pumpkin juice from one pumkin to feed to my stout. Look.
But it's an airtight mask for maximum diving vision that you can breathe through the top of your head like a dolphin
@Morrigans_Puca I hope this helps at work.
Man up.
Back to our regular driving onto the pavement because we can't get into a 'fun pub' then.
Sometimes you've only just got the wine in your hand and you already feel like you're in the faraway tree.
@Morrigans_Puca If I go hexadecimal, the 10th is these four huge belts for a fiver.
The wind can shift your 'defiant' caption towards 'just shat a piglet'. Stop electing people with hair or something.
Ooh Channel4 News have censored their plus one. Well we all need to know too much too quickly anyhow.
@MinaLioness a North London linguist and I have had an excellent row about the root of this 'stud' thing of yours.
Yayyyyyy. #InternationalDayOfHappiness
We Love Sport. Haha my vest lies. Sport is the worst response to society's generalised need for sadomasochism.
Yay less than an hour before work and I push a bradawl into my own index finger.
Never enough crushed velvet.

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