Don't cook ur eggs in the microwave. When you go to eat them THIS may happen: by Sarah Silverman (sarahksilverman) on Mobypicture

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 21 Nov 2011 02:11

Sarah Silverman Maybe Gordo,, can help he is like Bruce Lee.

posted by Buzzsaw 13 Nov 2011 19:04

Eggs Plode for breakfast? You look phenomenal in dark blue.

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 7 Nov 2011 00:54

Sarah Silverman been doing some digging found , some stuff,,and found Crist no joke he is in Flordia,

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 5 Nov 2011 07:49

Sarah Silverman to save time and money,,, asprin, jello shots,, Sherlock Homes, Skippy (from Family Ties), the Pope, Batman, and Moses,, i asked for you hand in some marriage thingy, (not right away, we can get to know each other first, play some bingo,, or a banjo,)

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 5 Nov 2011 07:40

Sarah Silverman i don't think that has ever been done,, for a marriage per,,

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 5 Nov 2011 07:34

Sarah Silverman cut and paste the words on tag. like the cross word puzzle..

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 5 Nov 2011 07:32

Sarah Silverman i tried to up load the songs on the page,, i guess it only reads pic, or gif files (no not peanut buttter)

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 4 Nov 2011 21:37

Sarah Silverman going to make upload for you honey..

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 4 Nov 2011 06:55

Sarah Silverman i can give you some cooking lessons,,, if want that way you can keep the egg off the face honey..

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 3 Nov 2011 18:58

Sarah Silverman i hope you like my cooking video,,, remember Sarah son,,, frying pan is good,, mircowave bad..

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 3 Nov 2011 05:25

Sarah Silverman sorry sweet love you..

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 3 Nov 2011 01:43

Sarah Silverman hello, glad that everything is working out of you honey

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 2 Nov 2011 16:26

@SarahKSiverman (i know some computer code),, morning Bones

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 2 Nov 2011 09:14

hopefully when i close my eyes tonight vison of you

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 2 Nov 2011 05:30

Sarah Silverman Silverman (part 2)

Once again, I dusted, my dying bird, will they be caged again

Shot down, or locked down

In the open field, I had once again

Let my heart , run again

What does the world I have then, they don't

I won't be the one to hurt, I swear

I have no money, or talking to the Gods

In the cash rivers, of the other side of the rods

Making the best I can,, just give me a chance,,

Taking my shoe, off at your, door, if you let me in

Bowing before you now, my Jewish Goddess

To fall, and to fail or worship

Her and her dog

I'm not rich like Boss Hog

I take what love, or life gives me

Didn't meant to over tweet,

Taking time to kiss the feet

On the holy grounds

Looking in the eyes, the beauty, the grace, the kindness

Do I dare to feel blessed

Part 3

To feel blessed, to live this long

To sing the songs once again

I can see, the doors slammed in the face

I can hear the phone, being faced

I'm not most handsome,

With the scars,, I wear on my skin

The sins of my father

Beaten down, no love of that

I take what life had given me

I'm the crow, at your window

If you let me in

Only if you want it,

I won't force, anything on you

My love, for these dove, may never, tie the knot

Giving all I got

So to bow before you now

With the hand and a ring

If you want?

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 1 Nov 2011 15:17

Sarah Silverman Youngskywaker use a pan next time...

posted by Justin Billet 1 Nov 2011 04:55

this is what happened when i microwaved a fetus.

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 31 Oct 2011 18:15

Sarah Silverman i been hit by a huge egg, called Sarah...

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 31 Oct 2011 15:35

Sarah Silverman Happy Halloween Buff,, love Zander

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 30 Oct 2011 23:16

Sarah Silverman going to have to get a bee keeper suit,,, next time,,

posted by MyTweet2952 30 Oct 2011 17:17

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posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 30 Oct 2011 11:59

Sarah Silverman i can show how to cook eggs with out use the wave, not a bad cook

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 30 Oct 2011 11:52

Sarah Silverman we can start over, again,, please,, we can go out some time if you;re in Flordia have some coffee and talk,,

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 30 Oct 2011 11:46

i miss your tweets,, sweetie,

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 30 Oct 2011 11:02

i was going to do this a wedding per, asking for your hand,, but friends first right

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 30 Oct 2011 10:48

that is the poem that is going to be published,, happy b-day sweetie,,

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 30 Oct 2011 07:42

Silverman (for Sarah Silverman)

I bleed my heart in my post

Shot down in the common host

The bread is modly on rusting bost

Flat on my nose

Made a fool out my self

But, don't really care

I bleed my soul,, for you,, but, nothing

Life,, is my only time

So take what I have written and run with

Good luck, I'm on on my own

Take the rather and a bone

Beauty couldn't contain

The drinks on the brain

In the chains of the heart's desire

Burn in hell

In my fire

Sweet heart silver

Take what I give

I'm on the botton of my luck

I will move on,, to flat on my face

In the face of that smile

Burned at the edge

The edge, of life

Making the waking waves

Against the rocks

In stopping of time..

My time,

Is not here,, in eyes of the monkey

I could see the cage,

My dear,, the voice, of angels

Tripping the misake I tried

Not to make

I can hear the crowd of the bars

Passing out the cars

I post my life on the web, of the world

In the eyes of heaven

In heaven,, I could only die once

She could die more than three

In the dreams I cast in puddle

My feet float,,and walking water of Jesus

I'm not holy

This is my story

I told her that had loved her that night

In birds that sings, in open floor

I decieded to drift, on the open door

The doer of lost cash

I played the part,

Take the keys to the car

Low on gas and,, won't get far

Low, on funds

Taking the deep

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 30 Oct 2011 05:56

Sarah Silverman there is isn;t any word in any language that describes how beautiful you are

posted by Daniel Himmelfarb 30 Oct 2011 03:19

Sarah Silverman A voluptuous Jewess

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 30 Oct 2011 02:00

hello how's the egg,,

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posted by Ron Boris 29 Oct 2011 22:40

Sarah Silverman Well, since no one's said it yet: I guess the yolk's on you.

posted by Jon Carson 29 Oct 2011 14:50

My microwaved eggs have never came out looking like Sarah SilvermanSarah Silverman

posted by Mike Saunders 29 Oct 2011 12:34

Sarah Silverman still look lush tho Sar dont you?

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 29 Oct 2011 12:05

taking some time off,, see you a couple of weeks love and miss you

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 29 Oct 2011 10:51

could get some bacon with that,,

posted by Rodney Mumford 29 Oct 2011 09:42

Sarah Silverman looks like you have egg on your face.

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 29 Oct 2011 08:42

mama,, i fell in ,love with a jew,,

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 29 Oct 2011 06:35

not only did she steal my heart but my eggs too.

posted by travisbegay000 29 Oct 2011 05:57

Sarah Silverman i love you. you make me laugh.... don't stop.

posted by Liz Jensen 29 Oct 2011 05:53

Sarah Silverman looks like you have eggs-zema =P

posted by Welah C. Looky 29 Oct 2011 05:33

It looks like your face has a yeast infection. If you do not believe me, the next time you have candidiasis take a picture of your whoowhoo and compare it to this one. Did I just say whoowhoo?
Sarah, the things you are making me do, tsk, tsk, tsk...

posted by Mo & Jinks 29 Oct 2011 05:32

Sarah Silverman Yeah well, you're still cute.

posted by T. Cowden Moyer 29 Oct 2011 04:50

Sarah Silverman I'm just glad it's not a picture of your dog's bloody asshole.

posted by John Eras 29 Oct 2011 04:46

Sarah Silverman I guess the egg didn't realize it was supposed to explode on your boobs and/or belly.

posted by Teevie Alan 29 Oct 2011 04:34

Sarah Silverman it's nature's glitter

posted by Mr. Reynolds 29 Oct 2011 04:03

Sarah Silverman What? You look Jewy?

posted by ray s. 29 Oct 2011 04:00

Sarah Silverman you make eggs look good.

posted by danielle notaro 29 Oct 2011 03:58

Sarah Silverman egg dandruff and old lady thingies growing out of your face

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 29 Oct 2011 03:56

the only thing i do short the house by sticking twisers in eletric cord blew a fuzz, my folks were ticked holy cow

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 29 Oct 2011 03:54

melts me like stick a budda

posted by Nathan Oram 29 Oct 2011 03:35

Sarah Silverman I'll go you one better... When I was 14, I put whole uncracked eggs in our microwave, and went back to watching tv. Sounded like hand grenades were going off in the microwave. I thought it was funny as hell, mom, on the other hand... not so much...

posted by Sam Sandilla Jr. 29 Oct 2011 03:30

you have close the door silly rabbit

posted by billy davis 29 Oct 2011 03:28

Sarah Silverman dead sexy

posted by Peter Hickie 29 Oct 2011 03:22

Sarah Silverman sucks to be you with that egg

posted by Ken Fullam 29 Oct 2011 03:12

I can help lick, er clean, that off....

posted by Aaron Menchaca 29 Oct 2011 03:11

Sarah Silverman That's called an egg bukkaki

posted by randall mims 29 Oct 2011 03:02

Sarah Silverman thats one hot mess!!

posted by Alan Young 29 Oct 2011 03:01

Sarah Silverman
HA!
I told you :-o

posted by Joseph Godfrey 29 Oct 2011 02:58

Sarah Silverman oh you poor sweet girl (hugs)

posted by Dan Rapp 29 Oct 2011 02:53

Sarah Silverman (In you best George Takei voice): "Bukaki."

posted by ross 29 Oct 2011 02:53

Sarah Silverman egg bukkake.

posted by Mikael Monk 29 Oct 2011 02:53

Why are your eyes so big Sarah?

posted by Ernie Freuler 29 Oct 2011 02:52

Sarah Silverman Not the money shot I was 'egg'-specting...

posted by ____________________ 29 Oct 2011 02:50

naughty!

posted by Kleetoris 29 Oct 2011 02:50

And that's a mighty high sperm count, chunky!

posted by Kleetoris 29 Oct 2011 02:49

And if you bite the egg it will burn the crap out of your mouth and you will look like you have a bad case of Herpes Simplex for a few weeks.

posted by Angry Dan 29 Oct 2011 02:49

Sarah Silverman yeah... eggs... if you say so...

posted by Michael Hays 29 Oct 2011 02:48

Sarah Silverman May be the sexiest picture on twitter.

posted by Tom Cannan 29 Oct 2011 02:47

I could go two ways with this. I'm going to choose the one that involves an awful pun and say, "EGG-splosion! Bahahaha LOL" and then laugh at my own pun.

posted by Shawn L 29 Oct 2011 02:46

must... resist... crude... joke....

posted by KShaw 29 Oct 2011 02:46

Sarah Silverman and don't hold your kid when you microwave or this may happen. http://moby.to/y1bl13

posted by Ernie Freuler 29 Oct 2011 02:46

Sarah Silverman Not the money shot I had in mind, really...

posted by Veronica Marie Lewis 29 Oct 2011 02:46

Sarah Silverman Want a little tabasco with that, sweetie!

posted by Jill Moberg 29 Oct 2011 02:44

Sarah Silverman Yeah right, microwaved "Egg" all over your face.