Losing weight? 

Upset you only lost 1 pound?
It's the boys' night out, but I will give you a clue,

What the boys are out after, the girls are out after.
Getting paid to do nothing... 

Well, besides watch Star Wars Episode 1
@Ibanez408
Ladies....

Can you believe he's still single?
Taught the kids to eat Cheetos with chopsticks. Yup, no more messy hands.
TIME Magazine named me Man of the Year.

Well, kinda...
Damn kids. Damn greedy kids.
DO IT FOR HER
Yup.
Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass
 Sucks not to keep it.
The perfect Friday.
They sure do...
Kim Kardashian minus the photoshop and make up.

Actually like her better like that.
Who would of guessed the 40something uncles would beat their 20something nephews. 
Touché Cholo. Touché...
It doesn't get easier...

You get stronger.
Death by Tequila
#OccupyWallStreet
Just do it. It's good for you.
Now that's a wind glass!
I guess men and women are different...
@marnizzle10
Don't feel small.

The way I see it.
When you feel like shit.
Everyone you hate wins.

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