I am seriously about to faint right now!

#Girls
Shine bright like diamond. 

cc: @rosa_salazar
.@AmaraMichaelle Nooooo I missed it. Bwahahahahahaha I wonder if it was the same person who wrote this. 

#Howling
ALL. DAY. with this
My cousin’s song came on at the bar and I jammed. 

#Ginuwine
#Pony
@C_F_X_D @jaeod MERRY MERRY Y’ALL!!!
Back from church and I think Jesus would’ve wanted me to tell you . . .
It took 58 WHOLE minutes for Mr. Denver to sing in this movie!!!

#AChristmasGift just turned into #AChristmasCliche
I think somebody got a prahlum with the blonde on the aisle. 

#SideEyeSunday

cc: @TheEllenShow
Is it weird that I feel sorry for these actors? I mean they bring joy 2 children but make ME wanna jump off a building.
@boyoungblood I mean so kyue.
Was going delete this from my DVR and just couldn’t do it. 

#JosephGordonLevittCanGetIt
Best. Ew Reaction. Ever. 

#GreysS8CatchUp
#PullTheKitchenUp

I can’t. It’s too much. 

#DeadAgain
Carrie ain’t slick.

P.S. Those cray cray eyes ain’t sexy.

#Homeland
Jamm killed it.

#FaveMomentsFromLastNightsPandR
#ForeverStankFace

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

#WalkingDead
Skew me sir, but aren’t you Metta World Peace? I ain’t know you be ackin’.
I am feelin’ this iTouch ad.
This just made me laugh. Don’t know why it just did.
 @apriludgate Cheer up boo. This makes me smile.
CRIMPS?? Somebody shoulda been slapped for this shit. 

#BuffyS4
I think I just spotted Kal Penn. 

#BuffyS4
Bwahahahaha! Hands down my favorite fucking line of this series thus far!!!!

#AmourSyphilitique

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